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Petplan have teamed up with PetsPyjamas to give my readers an extra special treat: one lucky winner will receive a £100’s worth of vouchers to spend on the PetsPyjamas website. All you need to do is guess Rambo’s job!
We all have jobs, everyone in the family has a role to play and a part in that family unit: including the animals. I have three furbabies, two dogs and a rather fluffy cat. They all bring completely different elements to the family, they all have different jobs. It is amazing at how different the dogs are, physically and mentally. Rambo, our Jack Russell is very rigid and if you pick him up he feels very muscly and his body is just stiff as a board. Whereas, when you pick Snoopy, our Cockerspaniel, up he is really floppy and cuddly. He will quite literally wrap his paws around you. Now, that doesn’t mean to say that Snoopy is more cuddly, Rambo loves his cuddles, it’s just amazing how different their bodies are designed. It is always a good idea to protect these amazing little bodies, I do not know what I would do if I needed to get one of the animals operated on and I didn’t have the funds to pay for it, I have always made sure the animals are covered with pet insurance. My job is to look after my little pets and to protect them at all times and their job is to just be happy, be part of the family and make us happy.
How do I win?
To be in with a chance of winning £100’s worth of vouchers for PetsPyjamas, all I want you to do is come up with a catchy job for my little Rambo based on what he’s doing in the photo above and video below and write a comment on this blog post. Watch the PetPlan video on YouTube for inspiration, it is so adorable seeing all the little animals and the funny captions – they really do look like they’re saying those things! The competition closes in one week, midnight on Saturday 2nd May 2015. Good luck.
PetsPyjamas £100 voucher giveaway
msedollyp
April 27, 2015Crop circle maker!!
Steven Hartwright
April 29, 2015My job is to get untangled
Emily Hallett
April 29, 2015Chief Grass Roller
tracy k nixon
April 29, 2015Picnic spot finder!
Claire Davies
April 29, 2015Finding a perfect spot to sit down 🙂 Lovely photo!
Zoe G
April 29, 2015Sunny Spot Finder
kelly rebecca mobbs
April 29, 2015Cheap and easy back scratcher
Tracy Hanley
April 29, 2015finding a good spot to put he picnic blanket
Lisa Everaert
April 29, 2015Official Weed killer appointed to the Queen.
Liz Marriott
April 29, 2015Grasshopper Flusher Outer
iain maciver
April 29, 2015chief grass cutter
angela thompson
April 29, 2015Chief Grass Flattener
bev
April 29, 2015“The Entertainer!”
Jen Jackson
April 29, 2015the clown dog
Michael Churchill
April 29, 2015Chief gardener
jennifer thorpe
April 29, 2015supervising grass flattener
kellyjo
April 29, 2015chief grasscutter
Tanita Dighton
April 29, 2015Master Gardener
Jay Scales
April 29, 2015Picnic blanket area flattener!
Emily McCabe
April 29, 2015My job is to flatten the grass
celiaiow@talktalk.net
April 29, 2015Caninine roller coaster
Angela McDonald
April 29, 2015Chief roll-on-backer!
DANIELLE VEDMORE
April 29, 2015Working as a hay flatterer!
Vivien
April 30, 2015Fun Seeker
Michelle Carlin
April 30, 2015The job of flattening the grass into a path to make walking easier for human companions!
Gail Reid
April 30, 2015Chief Laughter Eliciter
Paula Readings
April 30, 2015If he is anything like my little dog I hate to know what he is rolling in! so I am going to say ‘Camouflage Expert’
Susan B
April 30, 2015Terrain Tester. My job is to walk ahead of mummy and co and check each interesting patch of terrain. I do this thoroughly using paws, sides and tummies. It is often necessary to roll over completely – several times – to be absolutely sure it passes the test..
antheaholloway@hotmail.com
April 30, 2015Very important Garden Supervisor and Tester
Emma Wolski
April 30, 2015The Ranger
janine atkin
April 30, 2015the grass flattener
Sheri Darby
April 30, 2015Picnic Spot Setter
LESLEY BRADLEY
April 30, 2015Chief Joy-Joy Spreader
Eleanor Powell
April 30, 2015Chief Stress reducer
Clare White
May 1, 2015Desert Rat – Royal Commando Soilder
Erica Price
May 1, 2015Chief grass flattener
Saran Benjamin
May 1, 2015Cosy grass maker
Ben townsend
May 1, 2015Grass masseuse
Ruth Harwood
May 1, 2015Creative Garden Carer
Cheryl Kean
May 1, 2015My companion. He would love to stay with me.
Christine Reid
May 1, 2015I came – I saw – I flattened!
Penelope Hannibal
May 1, 2015My job is, camouflage & combat roll expert
leanne weir
May 1, 2015Crop circle maker!!
Trevor Linvell
May 1, 2015Guardian of the garden
Pauline Black
May 1, 2015Weed whacker
Nancy Bradford
May 1, 2015Squirrel and cat chaser
Victoria Prince
May 1, 2015Jungle Explorer – that’s just how I roll 🙂
laura jayne bates
May 1, 2015chief sniffer
Andrew Seaman
May 1, 2015Jungle Explorer
Kelly Hirst
May 1, 2015Picnic Supervisor
joanna sawka
May 1, 2015Sunday lover
Sarah Parker
May 1, 2015Just Playing 🙂
Ali Thorpe
May 1, 2015Doggy ‘Perfume’ Tester (as to me, a fellow dog owner, it looks like he is adding a little fragrance to himself) 🙂
Ellen Stafford
May 1, 2015The Ranger
melanie stirling
May 1, 2015Grass Housekeeper.
Mary Chez
May 1, 2015Chief Grass Flattener
Caroline H
May 2, 2015Rolling programme manager.
Jamie Millard
May 2, 2015PATH BEATER
Emily Jayne Phipps
May 2, 2015Personal trainer!
Laura Costello
May 2, 2015Sniffer supervisor
Jacqueline Roberts
May 2, 2015Prime minister or chief groundsman at Wimbledon
deborah Nicholas
May 2, 2015The chief! (Chief picnic patch finder, chief grass roller, chief guardian of little people!)
Sarah Lewis
May 2, 2015Picnic groundsman
Emma
May 2, 2015I have a JRT as well and he does the same thing. Makes me think he is trying to bring the smell of grass into the house because he smells of whatever he rolls in. Chief air freshener (or not!).
Jonathan Mason
May 2, 2015Foot massager in chief
Stephanie Whitehouse
May 2, 2015Associate grass compressor
Sarah Franks
May 2, 2015I’m gutted! I wrote a fairly long comment on this but it looks my comment has disappeared 🙁 Did I break a house rule or something?
Sarah Franks
May 2, 2015I’ll try submitting my proposed job description for Rambo again, but I don’t think I can remember it all the same as the first submission…I’ll confess I’m a little bit devastated that my original post seems to have been lost. Hoping this one doesn’t go the same way.
RAMBO’S JOB DESCRIPTION:
The Guru Rambo Pratama Vishnu has developed a new form of yogic practice that draws upon the Eastern tradition of stretching, movement, and meditation, while simultaneously including thorough exfoliation using only the most natural wild sand and wild grass. This new yogic movement has found favour among modern spiritualists living busy lives, who lack the time to both practice yoga and exfoliate separately. The Guru Rambo’s new form of yogic practice promises to develop both inner and outer beauty at the same time, increasing the harmony of inner and outer physical and spiritual states. If this yoga were a form of washing up liquid, it would bear tag lines such as, “New and improved formula!”
By exfoliating during the yogic practice, his followers also reap the benefits of boosting the circulatory systems thereby allowing their Chakras to balance themselves more quickly, since the improved blood flow helps the Chakras to move into balance without the impediment of a sluggish circulatory system.
The Guru Rambo has found ardent fans across the board, from the Dalai Lama, to the footballer Joey Barton, and Harry Styles from One Direction.
In a past life, the Guru Rambo was the individual responsible for pointing the Beatles towards their highly creative Eastern-influenced period, by first appearing to them in the form of the Eggman. He uttered the yogic mantra, “Goo goo g’ joob goo goo g’ joob”, which the Beatles intuitively understood and complied with, by going to India and studying the sitar with the sitar master, Ravi Shankar. He takes no responsibility for (and offers no opinion positive or negative about) Yoko Ono, however.
These days, the Guru Rambo lives a happy life, spreading the word among dogs and humans alike, about the many benefits of yogic exfoliation. Despite having left his Eggman days behind him, he does retain a naturally inquisitive fondness for any Walruses he meets.
Jonathan Mason
May 2, 2015Sarah Franks’ comment is hilarious – has to be the winner
C Kennedy
May 2, 2015Living hoover
Natalie Crossan
May 2, 2015prime minister