Petplan have teamed up with PetsPyjamas to give my readers an extra special treat: one lucky winner will receive a Ā£100’s worth of vouchers to spend on the PetsPyjamas website. All you need to do is guess Rambo’s job!
We all have jobs, everyone in the family has a role to play and a part in that family unit: including the animals. I have three furbabies, two dogs and a rather fluffy cat. They all bring completely different elements to the family, they all have different jobs. It is amazing at how different the dogs are, physically and mentally. Rambo, our Jack Russell is very rigid and if you pick him up he feels very muscly and his body is just stiff as a board. Whereas, when you pick Snoopy, our Cockerspaniel, up he is really floppy and cuddly. He will quite literally wrap his paws around you. Now, that doesn’t mean to say that Snoopy is more cuddly, Rambo loves his cuddles, it’s just amazing how different their bodies are designed. It is always a good idea to protect these amazing little bodies, I do not know what I would do if I needed to get one of the animals operated on and I didn’t have the funds to pay for it, I have always made sure the animals are covered with pet insurance. My job is to look after my little pets and to protect them at all times and their job is to just be happy, be part of the family and make us happy.
How do I win?
To be in with a chance of winning Ā£100’s worth of vouchers for PetsPyjamas, all I want you to do is come up with a catchy job for my little Rambo based on what he’s doing in the photo above and video below and write a comment on this blog post. Watch the PetPlan video on YouTube for inspiration, it is so adorable seeing all the little animals and the funny captions – they really do look like they’re saying those things! The competition closes in one week, midnight on Saturday 2nd May 2015. Good luck.
Crop circle maker!!
My job is to get untangled
Chief Grass Roller
Picnic spot finder!
Finding a perfect spot to sit down š Lovely photo!
Sunny Spot Finder
Cheap and easy back scratcher
finding a good spot to put he picnic blanket
Official Weed killer appointed to the Queen.
Grasshopper Flusher Outer
chief grass cutter
Chief Grass Flattener
“The Entertainer!”
the clown dog
Chief gardener
supervising grass flattener
chief grasscutter
Master Gardener
Picnic blanket area flattener!
My job is to flatten the grass
Caninine roller coaster
Chief roll-on-backer!
Working as a hay flatterer!
Fun Seeker
The job of flattening the grass into a path to make walking easier for human companions!
Chief Laughter Eliciter
If he is anything like my little dog I hate to know what he is rolling in! so I am going to say ‘Camouflage Expert’
Terrain Tester. My job is to walk ahead of mummy and co and check each interesting patch of terrain. I do this thoroughly using paws, sides and tummies. It is often necessary to roll over completely – several times – to be absolutely sure it passes the test..
Very important Garden Supervisor and Tester
The Ranger
the grass flattener
Picnic Spot Setter
Chief Joy-Joy Spreader
Chief Stress reducer
Desert Rat – Royal Commando Soilder
Chief grass flattener
Cosy grass maker
Grass masseuse
Creative Garden Carer
My companion. He would love to stay with me.
I came – I saw – I flattened!
My job is, camouflage & combat roll expert
Crop circle maker!!
Guardian of the garden
Weed whacker
Squirrel and cat chaser
Jungle Explorer – that’s just how I roll š
chief sniffer
Jungle Explorer
Picnic Supervisor
Sunday lover
Just Playing š
Doggy ‘Perfume’ Tester (as to me, a fellow dog owner, it looks like he is adding a little fragrance to himself) š
The Ranger
Grass Housekeeper.
Chief Grass Flattener
Rolling programme manager.
PATH BEATER
Personal trainer!
Sniffer supervisor
Prime minister or chief groundsman at Wimbledon
The chief! (Chief picnic patch finder, chief grass roller, chief guardian of little people!)
Picnic groundsman
I have a JRT as well and he does the same thing. Makes me think he is trying to bring the smell of grass into the house because he smells of whatever he rolls in. Chief air freshener (or not!).
Foot massager in chief
Associate grass compressor
I’m gutted! I wrote a fairly long comment on this but it looks my comment has disappeared š Did I break a house rule or something?
I’ll try submitting my proposed job description for Rambo again, but I don’t think I can remember it all the same as the first submissionā¦I’ll confess I’m a little bit devastated that my original post seems to have been lost. Hoping this one doesn’t go the same way.
RAMBO’S JOB DESCRIPTION:
The Guru Rambo Pratama Vishnu has developed a new form of yogic practice that draws upon the Eastern tradition of stretching, movement, and meditation, while simultaneously including thorough exfoliation using only the most natural wild sand and wild grass. This new yogic movement has found favour among modern spiritualists living busy lives, who lack the time to both practice yoga and exfoliate separately. The Guru Rambo’s new form of yogic practice promises to develop both inner and outer beauty at the same time, increasing the harmony of inner and outer physical and spiritual states. If this yoga were a form of washing up liquid, it would bear tag lines such as, “New and improved formula!”
By exfoliating during the yogic practice, his followers also reap the benefits of boosting the circulatory systems thereby allowing their Chakras to balance themselves more quickly, since the improved blood flow helps the Chakras to move into balance without the impediment of a sluggish circulatory system.
The Guru Rambo has found ardent fans across the board, from the Dalai Lama, to the footballer Joey Barton, and Harry Styles from One Direction.
In a past life, the Guru Rambo was the individual responsible for pointing the Beatles towards their highly creative Eastern-influenced period, by first appearing to them in the form of the Eggman. He uttered the yogic mantra, “Goo goo g’ joob goo goo g’ joob”, which the Beatles intuitively understood and complied with, by going to India and studying the sitar with the sitar master, Ravi Shankar. He takes no responsibility for (and offers no opinion positive or negative about) Yoko Ono, however.
These days, the Guru Rambo lives a happy life, spreading the word among dogs and humans alike, about the many benefits of yogic exfoliation. Despite having left his Eggman days behind him, he does retain a naturally inquisitive fondness for any Walruses he meets.
Sarah Franks’ comment is hilarious – has to be the winner
Living hoover
prime minister